Announcement: SLMS to become South London MetaSpace - name change effective immediately

After intensive negotiations with a well-known tech partner (which we’re currently unable to name due to multiple NDAs) we’re delighted to announce a new name and a new era in making for our members

South London MetaSpace

From midday today all making activities will become virtual. This has huge and exciting benefits for all of us:

  • make from home (MFH®) saving commuting time and cutting down harmful ‘maker miles’ significantly

  • it’s eco friendly – Meta-making using Meta_ply® and Meta_L® and e-wool® is a zero waste activity, and promises consistent results every time…and the good news is our new partners have promised to supply these e-materials with a zero cost increase for us, and have ‘no current plans’ to change this*

  • collaborate easily on projects with (subscribed) makers around the world*

  • access to everything you make – from anywhere!* Cloud-based making couldn’t be easier

  • maintain shared ownership of all your creations – with commission for any items sold*

  • tools that always work, are clean and no need for inductions* – although we might keep waitlists for old times sake

  • never misplace a tool again (upcoming feature not yet available)*

We’ll be celebrating this from midday today with a Zoom-B-Q where we’ll be cooking up some meta-wurst (e-vegan option available)…link to follow at the last minute

Why?
Nearly eight years ago SLMS set out to solve the challenges of urban makers: “lowering the barriers to making” by having a centralised workshop where shared resources, materials and space to make are available 24/7; avoiding the need for everyone to own their own kit. We always knew we could go further, and that what we were doing was not forward-looking enough…we are now delighted to remove the final barrier: the need to maintain physical workshops full of archaic ‘physical things’

Our message: “Hey 21st Century, sorry we’re a little late”

That recurring asterisk…
*when you upgrade your account – hey, our partners have gotta eat you know

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:joy:

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Cool, I always thought it’s a bore going down to makerspace anyway. ZoomBQ, any e-seafood® and e-condiments® available? Might loose the extra lockdown pounds by eating these!

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Hee hee

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LOL! Looking forward to unlimited* storage in the new SLMetaS!

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It’s a great step forward. I just 3D-printed my own plasma cutter :smirk:

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Love this! Such great news! Looking forward to never seeing you all in person ever again. It’s going to be great! :smiley:

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It’s ok, none of us is real anyway, the SLMS doesn’t exist, if you go to the arch is just a empty Wearhouse owned by the government and the electronic nights are just a bunch of bored teenagers locking 9v batteries all evening.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
are we going to have meta-beer and meta-pizza as well?

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no need for inductions* – although we might keep waitlists for old times sake

I laughed too hard at this :rofl:

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@metatechs

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Of course*